My friends and i were on one of those rail-riding things with the pump handle. We were on the run and Boris and Natasha were chasing, close on our heels. We got to the compound which was an old-west type ghost town from a spaghetti western - nothing behind the building fronts but spider webs and picnic tables. I don’t know who my friends were in the dream but we seemed to get along really well. At one point i touched one of the guys inappropriately (cupped his balls through his pajamas) and noted how warm and soft he felt.
Then we were in a ?grocery store and i was checking out the rack of cutout cd's. I found one i thought i might get but when i picked it up the case opened and there wasn't a cd inside. I realized the woman who was also looking at the cutouts was stealing the discs out of the cases. I got disgusted and left to go find my friends. They were outside in the parking lot waiting for me and dodging cars. We walked over to Shoney's to eat and i woke up.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Coelacanth piranha and Superman
Debbie and i are in our apartment in Pacifica. The phone rings and it's the doctor’s office with my culture results. I don't have a strept infection but the guy tells me i have ?pneumoinfluenza. I say "well, there's nothing you can do about that anyways, right?" and he tells me i need to come in for a shot. I ask him if he can schedule an appointment (because he's a doctor and i doubt he can) but he says "sure, i have the book right here." I tell him (it's apparently a Wednesday) that i could come in Thursday OR Friday OR Saturday. I don't hear what he replies but now i'm at the bus kiosk waiting for a bus that will take me the four stops to the doctor’s office. I worry that i don't have enough change but i do. Each stop is like a different dream world. As we roll along i see the mall i go to sometimes in dreams, a strip shopping center with a drugstore that never has anything i need that i've been to in dreams, a high-rise apartment building with no way to get in but by climbing up the outside that i live in sometimes in dreams. We go on a big bridge that crosses over something i can't see but i'm guessing its water below. I finally get to my destination and go into the doctor’s office. There are two doctors there. One is my eye doctor i think. They discuss my ?influenza and prepare to give me an injection in my bicep. After i finish up there i head back home. I'm pretty sure i don’t have enough money to take the bus the entire way so i decide to walk for two stops and pick it up right before the bridge. I start walking and see the bus pass back and forth several times. When i finally get to the stop where i was planning on catching the bus i decide that the walk isn’t bad and keep on trekkin. Walking over the bridge is cool because there’s a enclose sidewalk on the outside of the bridge so i don’t have to worry about traffic at all.
We’re flying in a commercial jet when the alien ships surround us. One of the aliens transports on to our plane. He’s one of the fish-face characters from Star Wars i think. He tells us that his people are taking over our world. I’m sitting in the front row and stand up and shoot him in the forehead with a handgun. Just as more fish face people are swarming in to the plane, Superman swoops in through a hole in the plane and carries me out of danger. It’s pretty cool flying so high in Superman’s arms. Then i'm riding a horse on an elevated highway. It's a convoy of military people in tanks and jeeps and a few others on horses. The road is like the Great Wall of China but there aren't any walls. Just an elevated road and i'm trying to get past the convoy without falling off the side of the road. I have to get to base to alert the authorities about the space men.
I'm swimming in a large lake. There are all kinds of giant creatures in the lake and i'm nervous anyways, but there's ONE creature that is a killer. Worse than the great whites or crocodiles. Even the sharks and crocs are made nervous by this other creature. My job is to trap it in some kind of cylindrical metal tube. I'm not sure what i need to do but apparently it senses my presence (FOOD!) and is coming for me. When i see the great whites start to scatter i know it's close and set the trap. It comes up from the bottom of the lake at the right time and surrounds the monster. It's horrible to look at. Like a giant coelacanth piranha morph. Lots of teeth and as big as a dump truck. I get the hell out of the lake and go back to the castle to alert the army that the creature is contained so they can go get it. As i'm watching the lake from a castle window i see the tube begin to move towards the shore. The monster is WALKING the tube to land and i'm really afraid. When it gets to the shore it just walks out on these really long legs. So now it's a coelacanth piranha on two long legs with arms on either side of the mouth full of teeth. Really awful looking. It walks towards the castle through a large field. There's some kind of big mingle-thing going on and professors are in little groups chatting and eating little sandwiches. The monster walks up to one of the little groups and confronts one of the lady professors. She has an odd plastic ?bib on her chest and the monster snatches it off. Scott and i continue to watch from the castle and Scott says "On no! He thinks she's an alien!" and the monster punches his fist into her chest and rips out her heart. She's screaming while all the other professors are standing around watching. The monster then shoves the heart BACK in to her chest but she keeps on screaming. The monster gets mad and punches his fist all the way through her chest out her back and she stops screaming. I realize that the monster is going to kill everything in the castle and we need to get out. We run down a long stone corridor towards the big double front door. As we turn a corner i see that the back door is open. It's at the end of another long stone corridor and the door is pretty small and the tunnel starts small but gets bigger until it reaches the castle as normal big door size. For a second i debate about running down that corridor to shut and bolt the door but decide there isn't time AND maybe the monster can't fit through there anyways. As Scott and i run past the guards at the door we yell for them to get everybody out of the castle because the sea monster is going to kill everyone.
Then the sabre-tooth jumped on my and woke me up.
We’re flying in a commercial jet when the alien ships surround us. One of the aliens transports on to our plane. He’s one of the fish-face characters from Star Wars i think. He tells us that his people are taking over our world. I’m sitting in the front row and stand up and shoot him in the forehead with a handgun. Just as more fish face people are swarming in to the plane, Superman swoops in through a hole in the plane and carries me out of danger. It’s pretty cool flying so high in Superman’s arms. Then i'm riding a horse on an elevated highway. It's a convoy of military people in tanks and jeeps and a few others on horses. The road is like the Great Wall of China but there aren't any walls. Just an elevated road and i'm trying to get past the convoy without falling off the side of the road. I have to get to base to alert the authorities about the space men.
I'm swimming in a large lake. There are all kinds of giant creatures in the lake and i'm nervous anyways, but there's ONE creature that is a killer. Worse than the great whites or crocodiles. Even the sharks and crocs are made nervous by this other creature. My job is to trap it in some kind of cylindrical metal tube. I'm not sure what i need to do but apparently it senses my presence (FOOD!) and is coming for me. When i see the great whites start to scatter i know it's close and set the trap. It comes up from the bottom of the lake at the right time and surrounds the monster. It's horrible to look at. Like a giant coelacanth piranha morph. Lots of teeth and as big as a dump truck. I get the hell out of the lake and go back to the castle to alert the army that the creature is contained so they can go get it. As i'm watching the lake from a castle window i see the tube begin to move towards the shore. The monster is WALKING the tube to land and i'm really afraid. When it gets to the shore it just walks out on these really long legs. So now it's a coelacanth piranha on two long legs with arms on either side of the mouth full of teeth. Really awful looking. It walks towards the castle through a large field. There's some kind of big mingle-thing going on and professors are in little groups chatting and eating little sandwiches. The monster walks up to one of the little groups and confronts one of the lady professors. She has an odd plastic ?bib on her chest and the monster snatches it off. Scott and i continue to watch from the castle and Scott says "On no! He thinks she's an alien!" and the monster punches his fist into her chest and rips out her heart. She's screaming while all the other professors are standing around watching. The monster then shoves the heart BACK in to her chest but she keeps on screaming. The monster gets mad and punches his fist all the way through her chest out her back and she stops screaming. I realize that the monster is going to kill everything in the castle and we need to get out. We run down a long stone corridor towards the big double front door. As we turn a corner i see that the back door is open. It's at the end of another long stone corridor and the door is pretty small and the tunnel starts small but gets bigger until it reaches the castle as normal big door size. For a second i debate about running down that corridor to shut and bolt the door but decide there isn't time AND maybe the monster can't fit through there anyways. As Scott and i run past the guards at the door we yell for them to get everybody out of the castle because the sea monster is going to kill everyone.
Then the sabre-tooth jumped on my and woke me up.
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